I am sure you have heard this one recently, but... No it doesn't bear repeating. Oh well too late. When you have hiccups that you cannot get rid of, there is now a sure fire cure. No it isn't gargling water upside down while snorting cocaine. It isn't holding your breathe for a minute. This amazing cure is to simply shove your digit up your rectum.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?db=pubmed&list_uids=2299306&amp;cmd=Retrieve&indexed=google <---- national library of medicine.
Audioblogger is closing down. Will this have an effect on you? I have posted 1 entry on this site, using audioblogger. Are you interested in 1 more before the november first closing date? I tell you what, hopefully the next audio post is better than the first one. (if we do in fact have another one )
Doast. The exalted winner of our horse race should be honoured. Please congratulate him. I will be sending the prize out shortly. I hope to mail the money though. I also plan to uniquely package it so as to avoid any customs officals that may want to steal it. I will address it to the Honourable Minister of Homeland Information at your address, so you will know who it is from. I also hope to wrap it in copper wire, but only after encasing it in play doh, which will be moulded into a brick shape. Lastly, I will misspell your title and write it with a mix of capital and lower case letters. I will take pictures of the package too, before I send it so that you know you aren't being scammed out of your rightful prize. http://www.defensetech.org/archives/002824.html <--- nothing to do with above caption but a good distraction for later.
I had to chuckle this week at a media report, posted on BBC dot com, (i like that site) in which Hugo Chavez, presidente of Venezuela, claimed he had informants inside the White House and knew for a fact that Bush ordered his assassination. I wouldn't imagine being called a devil at the United Nations would effect "Dubya" so much. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5365142.stm
Trivia number one. Which artiste do you get when you cross the Davinci code with the above mentioned Chavez?
22 comments:
Hey that hiccup thing really works! Wash your hands. Take off your shirt. It's summa down unda. So that's what you do while nobody's looking.
This might explain chankes bm problems.
ew! BOYS!
hey HAPPY BIRTHDAY... it's just starting in Canada and I know it's over there
What happened? You haven't been on here very consistantly. Nice comment psam. Nice try on the contraversy with Sharon chanks it looks like noone cares about that including me.
Caboolture
Hey Chanks!
We was thinking about you the other night at supper. Not only was it YOUR BIRTHDAY, but we were having your favourite vegetable.
BRUSSEL SPROUTS
You know.... You know... what they do to you. One thing they don't do is give you the hiccups.
Is there any cure for a bad case of brussel sprouts, other than having the offender move to the other side of the world?
I was only joking when I said that I wanted the prize. You know and I know that the horse race was rigged. Hoof Hearted was the one that appealed to you the most, even though it was always coming in behind.
Nice thing you had another birthday. Maybe one day you will be an ROF like me (Retired old Fart) OOOoooooppppps is that an offensive word? You could always edit it out if you like. Don't know which is more offensive - that word or the cure for hiccups.
Anybody ever tried using their thumb? ...... Psam?
I will never shake hands with Psam again.
doasted, toasted, roasted and fried.
I checked that Pub Med link you put up to substantiate the hiccup cure.
No such cure.
You bin having us on Chanks.
by the way HAPPY BRITHDAY..
THAT'S DISGUSTING....
I can't wait to hear what AV is going to say about your CURE!
nothing like a story about someones bum to get things going. google "hiccups rectum" u will get the story. its true. i know. i saw psam do it. hahahahahahaahahahahaaa i like your phrase doast "i will NEVER shake hands with psam again!" yeah me neither. he is a siiiick man.
tuffy
Nobody has answered the trivia question. It is amazing how quickly one can break the ice.......just talk about farting! I guess it is something most of you have in common.
Hey Pablum...I don't think you read that right. Just the thought of that cure would cure my hiccups.
And a couple of quotes....."ew" and "that's digusting" I say "That's funny!"
AV with Spaghett
chankslee,
I would like it if you would allow an entry in your blogspot all about the Ongoing Demographic Democracy System (ODDS) party due to begin functioning federally in Canada before too long. I am well educated on the subject and would be quite happy to write it myself, or you can ask me to clarify whatever you don't know about the party as of yet.
This new form of democracy would vastly improve the responsiveness of a government to the needs of the citizens represented by that government.
If you feel that you want your vote to have more power and more say, please find out more about this new and vastly improved form of democracy.
The space bar on my keyboard smells funny.
Is the answer to the trivia question Pablo Picasso?
I heard an opinion poll on news radio today asking if people thought it was fair that nuclear-armed nations like the US and India were threatening embargoes and sanctions on North Korea for their recent demonstration of nuclear capabilities. Well it's about time I should say! For too long nuclear-armed nations have been getting away with threatening brute force to have their way. It's time that all nations start using embargoes and sanctions against nuclear-armed nations like North Korea, India, and the United States of America. It is our duty to let them know that we do not appreciate them threatening our world!
As a matter of fact, voters should start demanding that people running for office in their nation should commit to disarming nuclear weapons, or be thrown out of office.
Sanctions against America? My car is American most of the food u buy in your grocery store is too. When you go to the hardware store to buy nails to build your house, most of the products are from America. Pick up your phone, thats American made, cell phones, yup, American, spend on your credit card, American, heat your home with American subsidised gas in American made heaters. yeah psam go and boycott America. try to not use your American made computer, and e mail via any American company. I guess you have non American banks so you can borrow money so you can pay more to boycott us.
Give us a break Psam. Long live the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave!
Someone in SanFran
Someone from San Fransico eh?????
Do you where flowers in your hair? Most everything in my home is from China, Japan, Malaysia.........
That car might be assembled in USA but the part are made elsewhere more than likely. Where did you say the gas for your heaters come from? Hello..........and what world are you living in?
So, what's happening with you people? You were all whining to me about the lack of BS and then when you get a simple little trivia question no one even tries to answer it. Well, Psam did but that's it. I know the answer but I'm waiting to give everyone else a chance. Sooooooo, let's get cracking!!!
AV
Which of the digits on your hand do you use to press the space bar, how does it smell, and do you have the hiccups?
Here is a little tip Passamie....
If you put deodorant on the spacebar and Left Guard on the left shift key, then Right Guard on the right shift key, then.... no one needs to know you had the hiccups.
By the way what color are the keys on your electronic keyboard? (You could always spray paint them)
Have you ever wondered why when you leave a comment the letters are kind of kinky? (not stinky but kinky)
Well, that is so that the computer can't leave a comment. The computer is too stupid to recognize a letter that does not conform to it's idea of what a letter looks like.
It insures that the person leaving a comment is actually a person and not a computer.
No insurance that the person is an intelligent person though. Like this blog just blows my mind. The more intelligent it is the less comments there are, and only when you get something close to the bottom do you get a whole bunch of comments.
Oh ya, kind of reminds me of that joke about the union guys referring to the management types that seem to get a piece of their brain replaced when they become management. The union guys would say that they would rather have a bottle in front of me instead of going into management and have a frontal lobotomy.
hey,,,,,hey,,,,hey,,,,,,,
(I guess I am not the right kind of person to be talking about intelligence) I am UNION - and proud of it.
Union???????? So you are stuck in that little union mold. No better, no worse than the guy next to you. Same pay for the same job. Not a chance that you might put more into it, nope, why should you? Not when the guy next to you sluffs off, (getting rid of his hiccups) doing nothing for the same pay.
Trivia Number One Answer?
Pablo Chavinski
Dadost
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