Friday, March 31, 2006

Sum Seals Sobbing Silently in the night wit Brigitte!









Well there you go. I have a thought... yes it hurt. Instead of choosing rogaine as your baldness cure I recommend copious amounts of salt and vinegar chips. It surely gets your follicles going.

I was a bit concerned for poor Brigitte Bardot as she sobbed in Ottawa because of the seal hunt. I would reckon she wouldn't support a force in Darfur, or Iraq, or Bosnia either. Let them have their own wars and solve their own problems. Hey, nobody interfered when America had their civil war.

As we learned, Yulia was called the gas princess. Interesting. I wonder if she had any input into the Gazprom debacle in which the Ukraine had a huge price hike. Also note this happened only after the election in which a pro western party was elected.

Finally, Psam's favourite singer. Britney, giving birth on all fours straddling a bear skin rug. It has a neat little title, Monument to Pro-Life. Out comes the abortionists, the PETA groups, and the singers fans and detractors. I think the public relations dept has done well in getting exposure. Impressive sculpture though. http://www.caplakesting.com/2006_catalog/de/index.htm
The position seems as though it is a bit unnatural for a birth.... but alas I cannot really comment; can I? Another note. Mrs Federline, gave birth by C section.

Oh my oh my, what would the Thomsons deduce now? Or is it Thompson?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

we're looking for interesting news worthy tidbits about women who's names begin with a B?? But since we know that Britney gave birth via C-Section, we know her's is purely for publicity.....does that mean that Brigitte was also looking for a bit of publicity of her own??

I mean really they're just seals who are gonna starve to death b/c there are so many of them,, which is better dragging on their imminent death or just getting it over with?

Anonymous said...

You sure that woman is having a baby and not a bowel movement?

Since being retired, I have had a problem with my own bowels. Every morning at 8:00 I have a bowel movement. So, I went to the doctor, and he said that is not a problem that is good. But, I said, I don't wake up until 9:00.

Anonymous said...

What a music video that would make, just imagine.
I wonder what happened to the bear rug after the birth, I mean is that something you can get cleaned, for that matter was it clean in the first place. So sorry about that rare parasite you had right after you were born son. Speaking of bowel movements.......
What does Chanks know about bowel movements? As far as the thompsons go they would still be trying to figure out wheather the bear was dead or alive. Maybe Brit is strangling the bear. O that poor bear.
Bench

Anonymous said...

What does Chanks know about bowel movements?

Let me see.............?

Anonymous said...

Hey I object to this chatter! This is a serious website where we can accomplish some very lofty goals in terms of saving the world, the whales, the trees, and our bowels, as well as the odd couple of bucks when we decide to buy fast food and rot our insides. So please stop talking about chitty chatty petty humour topics and let's get back to displaying valid opinions about issues that can have ramifications such as higher gas prices.
Thank you.
I never cry.
May the force be with you.