Friday, May 05, 2006
I AM A ROW-BOT!
Well, Hello to you.
I have been away to beautiful Sydney on a course. So how are ya? I am sure you have been well. Tara, what have you been up ta? Pawl, why do I never see you? AV, nice comment on the cruise ship. Hopefully you have been doing well. Giggleseiz, haven’t seen you in a while, good to see you. Bench. You suck. John where have you been?
Zanzibar. Would you like to go there on a holiday? Sounds like a pretty hot place. Dadost, you were right. The American military was mentioned as the possible culprits for the dead dolphins. It has not been proved though.
I had a tragic experience this week. I was driving, following somebody, and missed an opportunity to go to Krispy Kreme. It was rather disconcerting.
Vance has been up to a bit of mischief this week. It seems that bbq person got arrested. He/she did, assault the shoppe attendant. It seems he/she started talking normally, but the attendant was a total jerk. In his defence, though, it unfortunately appears as though there was a bad batch of bbq covers, and nearly every cover has been returned. The assault happened, when the vendor made a callous comment about our hero’s weight. The manager, nonetheless gave our hero a better cover just before the police made their appearance. So at this point the question needs to be asked. Is our hero a male or a female? What is her/his name? Suggestions.
A—female
B—male
Second ques…
C—Jim
D—Sally
E—other… you choose
Darfur. A peace agreement is in place. Did you notice that George (not Bush) Clooney got involved? What do you think of him? Africa, Africa. Project Red. Google that. It seems another celebrity is concerned. Rightfully so though, I would row.
The big deal about the bigger bang is located here. Keith Richards has been in the news lately. He allegedly fell out of a coconut tree, in Fiji, and concussed himself. No operation was needed and the tour is going on. Personally, I think the guy is cool. The Stones are a bunch of old fogies, rockin like they are 40 years younger than they are. As far as the music goes, their latest releases suck. However, you gotta admire them as they are, in my opinion, the epitome of cool.
Psam, you are WEAK. Thanks for your comment though. Oh, and in case I never mentioned it, Tara and Puh-sam thanks for your contributions to this site. Officially… you 2 ROCK. You did very well. Haddock approves, and so does Calculus.
South Korea. The world’s second android was created. She has a vocabulary of 400 words, and can move her upper body. Modelled after a Korean female in her early 20’s she is able from a distance to appear human. I won’t be a Psam and say it shouldn’t be done, because it has been. (Me? What do you think?) We already have robot’s checking out bombs. We enjoy a computer generated voice in elevators, and follow her prompts while on hold. Have you ever heard a male tele prompter while on hold? Now in relation to dadost’s comment on the sick advances in technology and the government WATCHING us, do you think we will see android servants in the not too distant future? I don’t know, but it sounds kind of neat to me.
http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/200605/kt2006050417203910160.htm
Those Aussies play soooooooooon. World Cup time!
Heh heh. I googled images. My topic was psam. Try it. This is the picture I got. Seems fitting.
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In answer to your questions, our heroine, is female and her name is Repliee Q1Expo. After delving into the story I realized that she had over reacted and that Vance should lock her up. It was very obvious to all concerned that she didn't have an ounce of fat on her body, so the vendor was only teasing, probably flirting with her. Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
AV
I just want to quickly discuss the sentence "you gotta admire them as they are, in my opinion, the epitome of cool". I just had to think about that for a second when I read it. YOU have got to admire THEM because I think they are cool. Well now that's an interesting chain of logic for a guy who just called me weak! I don't know where I merrit such a description, perhaps because I actually care enough about my fellow creatures on this planet that I feel honestly saddened and brought down to hear about them being treated cruelly. But anyways, if I'm weak, then chankslee is simplistic. Now we've traded barbs, and we can all go home, eat dinner, and be happy that everything's equal again.
But HOLD ON a second! Not to rub it in or anything, but I just feel the need to go through this ONE MORE TIME. YOU admire THEM because I (ME) think THEY are not just cool, but the epitome of cool. That is to say, anything I think is cool, you have to admire. Wow chanks, lay off on the humus.
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